{"id":403,"date":"2014-11-16T13:27:25","date_gmt":"2014-11-16T12:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zonadelta.net\/sergiosrrubio\/?p=403"},"modified":"2014-11-16T22:28:59","modified_gmt":"2014-11-16T21:28:59","slug":"calificaciones-sin-criterio-sr-rubio-edition-hd-1-5-in-the-middle-of-the-night-remix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/zonadelta.net\/sergiosrrubio\/2014\/11\/calificaciones-sin-criterio-sr-rubio-edition-hd-1-5-in-the-middle-of-the-night-remix\/","title":{"rendered":"Calificaciones sin Criterio:  SR.RUBIO EDITION (HD 1.5 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT REMIX)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/zonadelta.net\/sergiosrrubio\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/yo-chuloputas.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-404\" src=\"http:\/\/zonadelta.net\/sergiosrrubio\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/yo-chuloputas-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"yo chuloputas\" width=\"282\" height=\"376\" srcset=\"http:\/\/zonadelta.net\/sergiosrrubio\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/yo-chuloputas-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/zonadelta.net\/sergiosrrubio\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/yo-chuloputas-100x133.jpg 100w, http:\/\/zonadelta.net\/sergiosrrubio\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/yo-chuloputas.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 282px) 100vw, 282px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>TE FOLLO CON SOLO LA MIRADA Y LO SABES!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dad Gracias que Sr. Rubio Lord supremo de los Chuloputas, The ultimate pimp, maestro mojabragas se haya dignado a pasar por aqu\u00ed. Porque v\u00e1is a ser testigos de lo que es una lecci\u00f3n magistral de period\u00edsmo de videojuegos, mucho mejor que Meri y sus maletines!<\/p>\n<p>Como v\u00e9is mi mente es muy sugestionable y he caido ante esta iniciativa.\u00a0 Y, como la mayor\u00eda de veces en mi vida, todo ha sido por culpa de una mujer, aqu\u00ed ten\u00e9is la prueba: <a href=\"http:\/\/centzontotochtin.es\/2014\/11\/calificaciones-sin-criterio-1-edicion-de-botellona-con-los-muertos\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/centzontotochtin.es\/2014\/11\/calificaciones-sin-criterio-1-edicion-de-botellona-con-los-muertos\/<\/a>Pero ahora es el momento de que sugestione la vuestra calificando juegos con la m\u00e1xima autoridad moral que me otorgan mis sant\u00edsimos cojones. All\u00e1 va:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>INFAMOUS SECOND SON:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/media.officialplaystationmagazine.co.uk\/files\/2013\/11\/1385403257-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"582\" height=\"327\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>YO INVOCO EL PODER DE VEGAS!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N: 50 TONOS DE NE\u00d3N: <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>WOLFENSTEIN: THE NEW ORDER<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.plataformasteam.com\/images\/Wolfenstein\/2\/cjfoSNi.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"431\" height=\"436\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>SOY UN HOMBRE FELIZ!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N: HEMOGLORIOSO!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>COD: ADVANCE WARFARE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/static3.gamespot.com\/uploads\/original\/536\/5360430\/2555151-cod+aw_induction_seoul+survivor.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"569\" height=\"320\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>ACTIVISION: NO NOS ODI\u00c9IS! HEMOS INNOVADO. TENEMOS CIBERTRAJES Y DOBLES SALTOS!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>CRYSIS: OH! QUE MONO&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/1Ge4GH6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"536\" height=\"335\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N: 5 NI\u00d1OS RATA SOBRE 10<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>VAMPIRE: THE MASQUERADE: BLOODLINES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/media.moddb.com\/images\/downloads\/1\/15\/14702\/VTMB_800x600.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"613\" height=\"460\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>SOY UN VAMPIROOOO, SOY UN VAMPIRO, SOY UN VAMPIIIIROOOOO!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iframewidth=420height=315src=\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vS1BkF-TBngframeborder=0allowfullscreen\/iframe\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vS1BkF-TBng\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N: 4 EDWARD CULLEN SOBRE 5 CREPUSCULOS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>TRILOG\u00cdA MASS EFFECT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/rs1img.memecdn.com\/dat-ass-effect_o_667119.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"622\" height=\"354\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>-LIARA: SHEPARD! EL UNIVERSO EST\u00c1 A PUNTO DE EXTINGUIRSE A CAUSA DE LOS SEGADORES!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>-SHEPARD: \u00bfFOLLAMOS?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>-LIARA: VENGA VALE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N: SPACE COWBOY: UNA GALAXIA, CIENTOS DE YEGUAS A LAS QUE MONTAR!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>DESTINY:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn2.expertreviews.co.uk\/sites\/expertreviews\/files\/6\/29\/\/destiny1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"655\" height=\"409\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>-YO: JO QUE CHULO! QUE UNIVERSO M\u00c1S GRANDE Y CON CUANTA GENTE! \u00bfPUEDO JUGAR CON ELLOS?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>-PSN PLUS: NOPE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>-YO: \u00bfPUEDO AL MENOS PASARME EL JUEGO?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>-PSN PLUS: NOPE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>-\u00bfY DIVERTIRME AUNQUE SEA?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>-DESTINY: NOPE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N: PAGAME EL PLUS DE UN A\u00d1O Y TE LO CUENTO<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>GTA SAN ANDREAS: HD<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/lparchive.org\/Grand-Theft-Auto-San-Andreas-(Screenshot)\/Update%2075\/1-gtasa01.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"540\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>ROCKSTAR POR FAVOR, M\u00c1S NO&#8230; POR AH\u00cd NO&#8230;..<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N: 50 TUBOS DE POMADA HEMOAL SOBRE 10<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>THE LAST OF US: ULTIMATE HUNCHBACK EDITION<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/buttonsmashingreviews.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/08\/last-of-us-listen-mode.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"755\" height=\"423\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N: EL MEJOR SIMULADOR DE ANDAR CHEPADO QUE HE VISTO NUNCA: 10 QUASIMODOS SOBRE 10!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>SPLINTER CELL BLACKLIST:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/i.minus.com\/ircZ4h14vgdJx.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"595\" height=\"311\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>BUEN BEAT&#8217;EM UP: PULSA CUADRADO PARA REALIZAR PALIZAS ACOJONANTES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N: 11 JASON BOURNES SOBRE 12<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ALIENS COLONIAL MARINES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>THE MOST TERRIFYING SURVIVAL HORROR OF THIS DECADE:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/Fa8qBvvBQglCo\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"554\" height=\"311\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N:\u00a0 1 BORDERLANDS Y 50 MENTIRAS DE PITCHFORD PARA FINANCIARLO<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>SAINTS ROW IV:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iframewidth=560height=315src=\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9vybrDbELQgframeborder=0allowfullscreen\/iframe\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9vybrDbELQg\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>WHAT IS LOOOOVE, BABY DONT HURT MEEEE!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMERICA!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>CONDEMNED 1 Y 2<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/en\/8\/83\/Condemned.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"256\" height=\"342\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>JUEGO EN EL QUE APALIZAS A MENDIGOS Y VAGABUNDOS: EL JUEGO FAVORITO DEL PP Y LAS JUVENTUDES FASCISTAS!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N: 5 DE 5 FISCAL\u00cdAS ANTICORRUPCI\u00d3N<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>MAX PAYNE 3:\u00a0 FUEGO DE LA VENGANZA EDITION<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/s2.quickmeme.com\/img\/27\/27c0d236ce02a8d3aa2f3608f1b4a6551d55c37be2ca515210105eebe7fa01e4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N: CAIPIRI\u00d1A FILO DA PUTA!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>KANE &amp; LYNCH 2: DOGS DAYS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/i.minus.com\/ibk1g97HpxEAk5.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>TAMBALE\u00c1NDOSE, TAMBALEA!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iframewidth=420height=315src=\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qK4ZsVddypcframeborder=0allowfullscreen\/iframe\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qK4ZsVddypc\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N: CREO QUE VOY A POTAR&#8230;.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>SNIPER ELITE 2 y 3<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/stream1.gifsoup.com\/view4\/3623744\/sniper-elite-v2-o.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"485\" height=\"273\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>DIGA AUF WIEDERSEHEN A SUS BOLAS\u00a0 NAZIS!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N: 2 CASTRATI SOBRE 3<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>TOMB RAIDER:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>LARA CROFT IS MCGYVER<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iframewidth=560height=315src=\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lbQ7tTvCIvEframeborder=0allowfullscreen\/iframe\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lbQ7tTvCIvE\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N: 11 NAVAJAS SUIZAS SOBRE 10<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>JUDGE DREDD, DREDD VS DEATH:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/stream1.gifsoup.com\/view2\/1482056\/judge-dredd-o.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"241\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>CAUSE YOU BETRAYED THE LAAAAAAAAAAAW<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>RED FACTION GUERRILLA:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.abload.de\/img\/rfg2v9jc0.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"309\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>I&#8217;M A ONE DISASTER, I&#8217;M THE DEMOLITION MAAAAAN!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iframewidth=420height=315src=\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LRkXfodeqpUframeborder=0allowfullscreen\/iframe\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LRkXfodeqpU\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N: C\u00d3MEME LA POLLA, FROSTBITE 3.0!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>RAMBO THE VIDEOGAME:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img2.meristation.com\/files\/imagenes\/general\/456918391_640.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>DIOS MIO, NO SIENTO LAS PIERNAS! <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NOS HA JODIDO, ES UN PUTO SHOOTER SOBRE RA\u00cdLES&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>CALIFICACI\u00d3N: 2 CARAS PONZO\u00d1OSAS DE STALLONE SOBRE 5<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img4.meristation.com\/files\/imagenes\/general\/rambo-the-video-game.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"659\" height=\"371\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ala! Ya con eso est\u00e1is servidos de bilis por hoy! Un Saludo y a mamarla.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; TE FOLLO CON SOLO LA MIRADA Y LO SABES! &nbsp; Dad Gracias que Sr. Rubio Lord supremo de los Chuloputas, The ultimate pimp, maestro mojabragas se haya dignado a pasar por aqu\u00ed. Porque v\u00e1is a ser testigos de lo que es una lecci\u00f3n magistral de period\u00edsmo de videojuegos, mucho mejor que Meri y sus maletines! Como v\u00e9is mi mente &#8230; <\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/zonadelta.net\/sergiosrrubio\/2014\/11\/calificaciones-sin-criterio-sr-rubio-edition-hd-1-5-in-the-middle-of-the-night-remix\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","no-post-thumbnail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/zonadelta.net\/sergiosrrubio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/zonadelta.net\/sergiosrrubio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/zonadelta.net\/sergiosrrubio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zonadelta.net\/sergiosrrubio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zonadelta.net\/sergiosrrubio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=403"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/zonadelta.net\/sergiosrrubio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":412,"href":"http:\/\/zonadelta.net\/sergiosrrubio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions\/412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/zonadelta.net\/sergiosrrubio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zonadelta.net\/sergiosrrubio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/zonadelta.net\/sergiosrrubio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}